In the world of Skynet’s Terminators, you may have to steal to survive!!!
<img src="https://southavenwargames.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/img_3425.jpg” alt=”IMG_3425.JPG” class=”alignnone size-full” /> First, come out of your hiding place. Even if you’re still a little sleepy!
Look around! Be aware!
Hey, what was that noise?!? Look out! It’s a Hunter Killer in search mode!!!
Now, make sure the coast is clear!
Watch out! Crazy W. A. S.H. might be about! (Warriors Against Stagnant Humanity, the guys that help SkyNet for food and to live.)
Ok, they’re gone! Close one! All right, now search for food.
Oh look! It’s El Gato the Stinky! He leads a gang of post apocalyptic cats. Hey what’s that? HE HAS FOOD! You must make a plan to get it. I know you must be smarter then some old stinky kitty!?
I can do it! I’m El Cid the mighty! And I’m the handsome hero type! All the girl dogs love me! I must get them, but mostly me, some food!
WOW what luck! El Gato the Stinky and his cat gang have left the food unguarded! Now is my chance!
Look out! El Stinky was waiting! It’s a trap!
Time to take out the Stinky Kitty! Take that! (BLAMO)
And that! (BAMMM!)
Got him! Now take the food and run!
Run! RUN! What’s that noise behind you? Why did you drop that lovely cookie…….?
WHAT IS THAT!!
Don’t scream, it won’t help! What is it?? Ooooh No! It’s its it’s a Mutant Rat thing!!!
What are you doing man??? Don’t cry. That won’t help ether! I DON’T CARE! I want my Mama. :..-(
Wow he is an ugly one!!! Can’t fight him! Just grab the whole bag of cookies and run for your little life!
Got them, now run! Run RUN!
Our hero El Cid having outrun the awful rat thing, lays back for a nice meal of nice post war cookies YUMM YUMMM. He of course did give some to his lady friends, a very little some.
Now our dear little hero, having gotten through another hard day in a dark future, settles in for a nice little nap. And now you know some tips on how to to survive in a Terminator world!